I can't fucking take it any more. Natives has singlehandedly ruined my life. The other day my barista handed me my coffee and the latte art looked kinda like one of those weird Nate Alex glyphs and I immediately thought, "Oh shit… drop soon??" and I wanted to walk into traffic. I can’t look at a piece of printer paper without breaking down and crying. I can’t see a random squiggle on a napkin without thinking, “wait… is that trait #0421??” My friend invited me over for board games and I kept flipping over cards looking for hidden symbols. I can’t even open my mail without thinking Nate’s finally airdropping my Native, only to find it’s just my internet bill. It’s been over a year and every cryptic tweet sends me spiraling. I can’t fucking take it anymore. Please just reveal the damn project.